Off Topic · Tiger Woods seriously hurt pulling outy of his house? (page 2)

Tiger was running away from having his ass kicked and winding up in the worldwide news. It didn't work out so well.

As any man who has EVER been chased by a crazed/jealous woman knows - you either stay and fight - or get the helll away from he before it turns worse. Tiger, being the smart man that he is, did the sensible thing - he booked. Unfortunately, driving a car backwards in a panic, in your sleepwear, is never a good idea. Throw in the hot pursuit of his club weilding wife (I don't care how cute she is, a woman with a golf club at 2AM spells nothing but trouble... hope she didn't have the driver) and hit the tree. Seizing the opportunity, like any crazed woman at 2AM, said hottie proceeded to whup Tiger's azz, with his own golf club no less. Or was it one of hers?

You can't make this stuff up

That lil blonde trick went straight hoodrat on Tiger's soft ass!...We need a video of this, ASAP. Nosy ass neighbors were sleepin'..where were they at?????

Photoshop guys do your best...er...worst.....

They give me the creeps.

Cops: Tiger Woods blasted out of his driveway and up the street at 230AM. Clipper a fire hydrant and smashed into a tree. His Escalade exploded on impact. Tiger found in critical condition, unconscious, in a pile of blood.

Tiger Woods Camp: Minor fender bender. Tiger treated for minor cuts. Released. Nothing happened. Go Away. Shut up. Everythings just fine!

TMZ: Wife kicked the crap out of Tiger with a golf club, a blow torch, a broken bottle, a cartoon anvil, and threw a piano onto his face. Tiger fears for his life. Asks cops for witness protection.

Yeah....let's just say things are just a tad bit hazy at this point in time.

Silly me, I thought being a top world celebrity and a BILLIONaire and married to a super model would be the pinnacle of male human existence. I guessed wrong. I thought being married to a top world celebrity who happens to be a millionaire while being a super hot super model would be the pinnacle of female human existence. I guessed wrong.

Yep, it would appear my unknown meaningless life? Is just FINE.

LMFAO!

Cosmic wrote:

Cops: Tiger Woods blasted out of his driveway and up the street at 230AM. Clipper a fire hydrant and smashed into a tree. His Escalade exploded on impact. Tiger found in critical condition, unconscious, in a pile of blood.

Tiger Woods Camp: Minor fender bender. Tiger treated for minor cuts. Released. Nothing happened. Go Away. Shut up. Everythings just fine!

TMZ: Wife kicked the crap out of Tiger with a golf club, a blow torch, a broken bottle, a cartoon anvil, and threw a piano onto his face. Tiger fears for his life. Asks cops for witness protection.

Yeah....let's just say things are just a tad bit hazy at this point in time.

Silly me, I thought being a top world celebrity and a BILLIONaire and married to a super model would be the pinnacle of male human existence. I guessed wrong. I thought being married to a top world celebrity who happens to be a millionaire while being a super hot super model would be the pinnacle of female human existence. I guessed wrong.

Yep, it would appear my unknown meaningless life? Is just FINE.

Good work.

He has to work on her swing, though.

Is this is what happens when you go for the trophy wife and not a "soul mate?"

sebstar wrote:she's not hot, her face looks soul damaging...

she was probably hotter before she started in w/the botox injections & plastic surgery... i can't stand that artificial Hollywood glam look... this chick's gonna end up on one of those reality shows like Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew or Tough Love in a year or 2, mark my words.

Lesson to all men: Never pull out!

TMS wrote:

sebstar wrote:she's not hot, her face looks soul damaging...

she was probably hotter before she started in w/the botox injections & plastic surgery... i can't stand that artificial Hollywood glam look... this chick's gonna end up on one of those reality shows like Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew or Tough Love in a year or 2, mark my words.

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