Off Topic · Tiger Woods seriously hurt pulling outy of his house? (page 1)

BRIGGS @ 11/27/2009 3:03 PM
Wow--hopefully it's not as bad as it sounds.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091127/ap_o...

orangeblobman @ 11/27/2009 3:04 PM
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sidsanders @ 11/27/2009 3:15 PM
quite odd... charges pending, slow speed accident hitting obstacles that r not new... yet not alky related. this should be interesting how it plays out. good luck to the injured parties (not clear if he is the only person hurt at this time).
HungLo @ 11/27/2009 7:38 PM
He was alone and no booze
Maybe his wife poisoned him. He makes over $100 mil per year
orangeblobman @ 11/27/2009 7:40 PM
who gives a fuck?
franco12 @ 11/27/2009 7:50 PM
I'm curious of how he struck something outside his driveway with that kind of force.

And odd that his wife had a golf club in hand.

Hmmm.

orangeblobman @ 11/27/2009 7:54 PM
why briggs always start ot threads in knicks?
TMS @ 11/27/2009 8:50 PM
report is that he got his ass whooped down by his wife w/a golf club after he crashed his car into the tree outside... musta been a domestic dispute related to his recent infidelity allegations... cops said they found him lying in the street outside his house half conscious w/his wife standing over him w/a golf club in her hand... LOL!

btw, he was treated & released from the hospital

orangeblobman @ 11/27/2009 8:59 PM
lmao are u kidding tms?
NYKBocker @ 11/27/2009 9:05 PM
Why in the heck would you cheat on that girl if it is true? She is gorgeous. Unless, he is cheating with her twin sister
orangeblobman @ 11/27/2009 9:05 PM
NYKBocker wrote:Why in the heck would you cheat on that girl if it is true? She is gorgeous. Unless, he is cheating with her twin sister

why would you ever cheat? not cool.

NYKBocker @ 11/27/2009 9:08 PM
orangeblobman wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:Why in the heck would you cheat on that girl if it is true? She is gorgeous. Unless, he is cheating with her twin sister

why would you ever cheat? not cool.

It's a joke.

orangeblobman @ 11/27/2009 9:14 PM
NYKBocker wrote:
orangeblobman wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:Why in the heck would you cheat on that girl if it is true? She is gorgeous. Unless, he is cheating with her twin sister

why would you ever cheat? not cool.

It's a joke.

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BigSm00th @ 11/27/2009 11:50 PM
LOL tms did you really hear that? i read the report and immediately thought something was up. the reports online were like "she smashed in the back window to pull woods out of the car" even though the air bags hadnt been deployed? bizarre. tiger has always been squeaky clean, should be interesting to see the details unfold.

happy black friday AKA the day tiger woods' nanny beat him with his 4-iron

TMS @ 11/27/2009 11:55 PM
yeah, i heard that on the Fan driving home today... it's not a verified report but i mean why on Earth would she otherwise use a golf club to bash in the window to drag him out of an SUV when he only cut his lip & the impact wasn't nearly enough to cause any serious injury?

my take is he was running away from his crazed wife who was about to kick the shit outta him w/a golf club, & in his rush he ran over a fire hydrant & ran the car into the tree outside his driveway... then she bashed the window in w/the golf club & probably got in a few good shots on his noggin for good measure before the cops found him lying on the pavement... LOL!

Ira @ 11/28/2009 7:03 AM
TMS wrote:yeah, i heard that on the Fan driving home today... it's not a verified report but i mean why on Earth would she otherwise use a golf club to bash in the window to drag him out of an SUV when he only cut his lip & the impact wasn't nearly enough to cause any serious injury?

my take is he was running away from his crazed wife who was about to kick the shit outta him w/a golf club, & in his rush he ran over a fire hydrant & ran the car into the tree outside his driveway... then she bashed the window in w/the golf club & probably got in a few good shots on his noggin for good measure before the cops found him lying on the pavement... LOL!

That sounds like a scene from a movie. Are you a screenwriter?

TMS @ 11/28/2009 9:18 AM
it would make a nice movie scene at that... this morning i heard a report on NY1 that pretty much corroborates my take on this situation... reporter said that charges may be pending in this investigation... i think Woods got his ass beat down by his wife w/that golf club.
BasketballJones @ 11/28/2009 9:19 AM
TMS wrote:it would make a nice movie scene at that... this morning i heard a report on NY1 that pretty much corroborates my take on this situation... reporter said that charges may be pending in this investigation... i think Woods got his ass beat down by his wife w/that golf club.

How ironic.

BasketballJones @ 11/28/2009 9:24 AM
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YAEZek1T

TMS @ 11/28/2009 9:27 AM
damn, u can't make this stuff up.
misterearl @ 11/28/2009 10:37 AM
what TMS said

Tiger was running away from having his ass kicked and winding up in the worldwide news. It didn't work out so well.

As any man who has EVER been chased by a crazed/jealous woman knows - you either stay and fight - or get the helll away from he before it turns worse. Tiger, being the smart man that he is, did the sensible thing - he booked. Unfortunately, driving a car backwards in a panic, in your sleepwear, is never a good idea. Throw in the hot pursuit of his club weilding wife (I don't care how cute she is, a woman with a golf club at 2AM spells nothing but trouble... hope she didn't have the driver) and hit the tree. Seizing the opportunity, like any crazed woman at 2AM, said hottie proceeded to whup Tiger's azz, with his own golf club no less. Or was it one of hers?

You can't make this stuff up

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