Knicks · Gamethread: Pistons tonight! (page 24)

Splat wrote:

All I see from the poster you just lynch mobbed is rational explanations for why they feel they way they do.

Sure...

dk7th wrote:
to review: melo is a clueless douche, a follower, grossly overrated, out of shape and weak-minded, a soulless whore chasing the biggest money possible; winning does not matter to him. he does have a very pretty jumpshot.

smackeddog wrote:

Splat wrote:

All I see from the poster you just lynch mobbed is rational explanations for why they feel they way they do.

Sure...

dk7th wrote:
to review: melo is a clueless douche, a follower, grossly overrated, out of shape and weak-minded, a soulless whore chasing the biggest money possible; winning does not matter to him. he does have a very pretty jumpshot.

That's still an opinion, just like any other. Remove the adjectives and the statement remains he is clueless, a follower, overrated, out of shape and weak-mined and he chases the money while a having a pretty jumpshot. But go on considering how he's sooooooo dangerous, a menace to society which was the nonsense being addressed.

Splat wrote: We're fans being dikheads on a website

This says it all.

No need for puppets.

Sort of like

The board space-mongering Shakespeare

Writing in broken prose style

Commenting with a straight face

about posters

who write in third person.

Splat wrote:

smackeddog wrote:

Splat wrote:

All I see from the poster you just lynch mobbed is rational explanations for why they feel they way they do.

Sure...

dk7th wrote:
to review: melo is a clueless douche, a follower, grossly overrated, out of shape and weak-minded, a soulless whore chasing the biggest money possible; winning does not matter to him. he does have a very pretty jumpshot.

That's still an opinion, just like any other. Remove the adjectives and the statement remains he is clueless, a follower, overrated, out of shape and weak-mined and he chases the money while a having a pretty jumpshot. But go on considering how he's sooooooo dangerous, a menace to society which was the nonsense being addressed.

thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

When you are off you should be looking to create for your teammates not still manage to shoot 5-21

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

See PapaBear? How could someone be this funny before 9am, and be dangerous?

gunsnewing wrote:Those were empty Marbury assists

When you are off you should be looking to create for your teammates not still manage to shoot 5-21

Typical Man Blushing

Whenever he puts on a Flopping

Performance at the Worlds Famous Apollo Stage

They are there to greet him as he's booed off

Open arms like a proud mama, my baby can do wrong love

Telling him lies, like baby they wouldn't recognize pure talent

If it smacked them in the face, focusing on particulars that had no impact on his piss-poor perfomance

As in baby you had your good suit on and you looked spectacular

Come to mama and give her a hug you did great, Let's get out of here and go to your favorite

Restaurant, you can eat all the chicken and pasta you want

You can also have some ice cream afterwards

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

i joss keedink

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

F500ONE wrote:

gunsnewing wrote:Those were empty Marbury assists

When you are off you should be looking to create for your teammates not still manage to shoot 5-21

Typical Man Blushing

Whenever he puts on a Flopping

Performance at the Worlds Famous Apollo Stage

They are there to greet him as he's booed off

Open arms like a proud mama, my baby can do wrong love

Telling him lies, like baby they wouldn't recognize pure talent

If it smacked them in the face, focusing on particulars that had no impact on his piss-poor perfomance

As in baby you had your good suit on and you looked spectacular

Come to mama and give her a hug you did great, Let's get out of here and go to your favorite

Restaurant, you can eat all the chicken and pasta you want

You can also have some ice cream afterwards

You should really look into that posting in third person thing. It might be therapeutic in your case.
Your posts are starting to need their own background theme. [be patient, wait for it....]

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

thats just plain silly. don't lose credibility for valid critiques with posts like this.

what we'd like to see is him getting 8 assists even if his shot is relatively on. He should not just pass because his shot has zero chance of going in.

He had many nice passes that his initial intention was to pass, not just "all the doors are closed" passes.

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

You make a lot of valid points in your posts generally but this is straight ridiculous. Come on, man.

Never been a huge Melo fan but it seems as if he's passing more this season. Let's see if he keeps it up all year. IF the guy were to average 4 or more assists, Id be pretty happy.

H1AND1 wrote:

mreinman wrote:

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

thats just plain silly. don't lose credibility for valid critiques with posts like this.

what we'd like to see is him getting 8 assists even if his shot is relatively on. He should not just pass because his shot has zero chance of going in.

He had many nice passes that his initial intention was to pass, not just "all the doors are closed" passes.

You make a lot of valid points in your posts generally but this is straight ridiculous. Come on, man.

Never been a huge Melo fan but it seems as if he's passing more this season. Let's see if he keeps it up all year. IF the guy were to average 4 or more assists, Id be pretty happy.

No what I said is spot on

Let's break Carmelo's assists* down in categories

- Phantom Assist

- Regular Assist

- Hockey Assist

- Suicide Assist

- I'm Team Playing Assist

- All The Doors Are Closed Assist

*Denotes Assist are usually tied his shooting performances

- Phantom Assist
Usually occur when he's on fire, NBA Jam mode no volume around 0-1

Not looking to pass at all a hired desert eagle absolute high usage

Shooting 47-60%[16-33fg or 18-30fg]

- Regular Assist
Usually take place in the flow of the game, never high volume though

Around the 2-4 range and coincide with average shooting usage 12-16FGA/gm

Shooting around 42-48%[5-12fg or 7-15fg]

- Hockey Assist
Usually take place when all other teammates are on, or contributing

Towards a team win while he struggled or didn't play well throughout, average usage

Shooting around 30-40%[6-18fg or 6-16fg]

- Suicide Assist
Usually his bread and butter type, these happen in almost any given situation

More prevalent when he's engaged and the defense is staunch, immersed in the mano-a-mano comp

With the defense being stingy and his crave to jackup shots

Chews up the clock on several possessions clamped down

He'll decide to pass the grenade to teammates make or miss with high usage

Shooting around 35-45%[9-23fg or 13-28fg]

- I'm Team Playing Assist
Usually happens after he's had a bad stretch of games, the media kind of

Coming down on his play if he's not trusting teammates trying to do too much

Turning down shots, trying to play some point forward, low usage

Shooting around 38-46%[4-11fg or 6-13fg]

Last But Not Least

- All The Doors Are Closed Assist A.K.A. Cover Up
Usually takes place when he plays worst than maggots chitting on cow dung

Team is getting blown out, played a major reason throwing team out of sink

But knowing the boxscores are a measuring stick to expose, gotta look good somewhere must get stats elsewhere

Around 6 or more, while playing against inferior competition with high usage

Shooting around 20-30%[5-23fg or 9-28fg]

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

You failed to notice that dk7th was just kidding right?
Or you just don't care and will continue to use this thread to utter more inane
mushroom ingesting bullsheet, right?

You should really use all this hate energy in your daily workouts.
You'd be a first round draft pick and then you could show Melo
how it's really supposed to be done.

The ONLY TYPE OF F500NE Assists:
Pure in heart, for the love of the game, making another better, ensuring all little kids will want to play NBA ball some day, patently unselfish, never get more than 15 a game because that would be just stat-padding, always to the teammate with a FG% of 60% or better [they shoot that well because of my assists], making the purists forget about March Madness, etc, etc, etc....

F500ONE wrote:

H1AND1 wrote:

mreinman wrote:

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

thats just plain silly. don't lose credibility for valid critiques with posts like this.

what we'd like to see is him getting 8 assists even if his shot is relatively on. He should not just pass because his shot has zero chance of going in.

He had many nice passes that his initial intention was to pass, not just "all the doors are closed" passes.

You make a lot of valid points in your posts generally but this is straight ridiculous. Come on, man.

Never been a huge Melo fan but it seems as if he's passing more this season. Let's see if he keeps it up all year. IF the guy were to average 4 or more assists, Id be pretty happy.

No what I said is spot on

Let's break Carmelo's assists* down in categories

- Phantom Assist

- Regular Assist

- Hockey Assist

- Suicide Assist

- I'm Team Playing Assist

- All The Doors Are Closed Assist

*Denotes Assist are usually tied his shooting performances

- Phantom Assist
Usually occur when he's on fire, NBA Jam mode no volume around 0-1

Not looking to pass at all a hired desert eagle absolute high usage

Shooting 47-60%[16-33fg or 18-30fg]

- Regular Assist
Usually take place in the flow of the game, never high volume though

Around the 2-4 range and coincide with average shooting usage 12-16FGA/gm

Shooting around 42-48%[5-12fg or 7-15fg]

- Hockey Assist
Usually take place when all other teammates are on, or contributing

Towards a team win while he struggled or didn't play well throughout, average usage

Shooting around 30-40%[6-18fg or 6-16fg]

- Suicide Assist
Usually his bread and butter type, these happen in almost any given situation

More prevalent when he's engaged and the defense is staunch, immersed in the mano-a-mano comp

With the defense being stingy and his crave to jackup shots

Chews up the clock on several possessions clamped down

He'll decide to pass the grenade to teammates make or miss with high usage

Shooting around 35-45%[9-23fg or 13-28fg]

- I'm Team Playing Assist
Usually happens after he's had a bad stretch of games, the media kind of

Coming down on his play if he's not trusting teammates trying to do too much

Turning down shots, trying to play some point forward, low usage

Shooting around 38-46%[4-11fg or 6-13fg]

Last But Not Least

- All The Doors Are Closed Assist A.K.A. Cover Up
Usually takes place when he plays worst than maggots chitting on cow dung

Team is getting blown out, played a major reason throwing team out of sink

But knowing the boxscores are a measuring stick to expose, gotta look good somewhere must get stats elsewhere

Around 6 or more, while playing against inferior competition with high usage

Shooting around 20-30%[5-23fg or 9-28fg]

Ok, you win. Assists are good except when Carmelo doles them out. Got it.

H1AND1 wrote:

F500ONE wrote:

H1AND1 wrote:

mreinman wrote:

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

thats just plain silly. don't lose credibility for valid critiques with posts like this.

what we'd like to see is him getting 8 assists even if his shot is relatively on. He should not just pass because his shot has zero chance of going in.

He had many nice passes that his initial intention was to pass, not just "all the doors are closed" passes.

You make a lot of valid points in your posts generally but this is straight ridiculous. Come on, man.

Never been a huge Melo fan but it seems as if he's passing more this season. Let's see if he keeps it up all year. IF the guy were to average 4 or more assists, Id be pretty happy.

No what I said is spot on

Let's break Carmelo's assists* down in categories

- Phantom Assist

- Regular Assist

- Hockey Assist

- Suicide Assist

- I'm Team Playing Assist

- All The Doors Are Closed Assist

*Denotes Assist are usually tied his shooting performances

- Phantom Assist
Usually occur when he's on fire, NBA Jam mode no volume around 0-1

Not looking to pass at all a hired desert eagle absolute high usage

Shooting 47-60%[16-33fg or 18-30fg]

- Regular Assist
Usually take place in the flow of the game, never high volume though

Around the 2-4 range and coincide with average shooting usage 12-16FGA/gm

Shooting around 42-48%[5-12fg or 7-15fg]

- Hockey Assist
Usually take place when all other teammates are on, or contributing

Towards a team win while he struggled or didn't play well throughout, average usage

Shooting around 30-40%[6-18fg or 6-16fg]

- Suicide Assist
Usually his bread and butter type, these happen in almost any given situation

More prevalent when he's engaged and the defense is staunch, immersed in the mano-a-mano comp

With the defense being stingy and his crave to jackup shots

Chews up the clock on several possessions clamped down

He'll decide to pass the grenade to teammates make or miss with high usage

Shooting around 35-45%[9-23fg or 13-28fg]

- I'm Team Playing Assist
Usually happens after he's had a bad stretch of games, the media kind of

Coming down on his play if he's not trusting teammates trying to do too much

Turning down shots, trying to play some point forward, low usage

Shooting around 38-46%[4-11fg or 6-13fg]

Last But Not Least

- All The Doors Are Closed Assist A.K.A. Cover Up
Usually takes place when he plays worst than maggots chitting on cow dung

Team is getting blown out, played a major reason throwing team out of sink

But knowing the boxscores are a measuring stick to expose, gotta look good somewhere must get stats elsewhere

Around 6 or more, while playing against inferior competition with high usage

Shooting around 20-30%[5-23fg or 9-28fg]

Ok, you win. Assists are good except when Carmelo doles them out. Got it.

Ok I see you're asking for a restroom pass

After you catch wind I was getting ready to call

On you for further breakdown for formulas in basic principles

Not my fault you and the caravan have established a pattern here

When Melo plays like absolute hot garbage simmering over

A whale that burst on the beach shore

You guys want to look at stuff like his ast or hockey ast

Or the rebounds he grabbed or how hard he cheers on the bench

When he plays well none of you riding camels across the desert

Mention the above because they are sparse, far few inbetween, disappearing acts

The excavating of Melo's productivity in hellacious game moments is comical at best

This is what you think $124mil is worth or leaves you to resort too

F500ONE wrote:

mreinman wrote:

dk7th wrote:

jrodmc wrote:

dk7th wrote:thanks. having ones illusions shattered often causes irrational reactions.

to coin a phrase; somewhere, tkf is giggling.

And for the record, I've never thought you were dangerous, dk7th.
A bit fixated perhaps, but hey, as your new patron defense attorney can attest, you serve a purpose here.

You make us homers cheer all the more for our favorite soul-less, greedy, dopey jumpshooting douche bag.
And his 15 selfish, heroball assists in the last two games.

those weren't real assists

huh?

They are the "cover up" type

Like a crime offender who goes and robs a family

When they are away on vacation, while in the home pillaging

He realizes as he looks around, they are on a leave because

There has been a recent death in the family

So with the Family jewels and heirlooms in hand getting into the getaway vehicle

He decides to make a phone call[from a newly activated iphone 6 left behind by a family member]

He phones Piccolo's Florist and places an order for

3 dozen roses, tulips, and 3 bushels of lilacs to be delivered

Expressing anonymous half-hearted condolences

5 days after his grand larceny home invasion, when he expects the family to be back

Why pay attention to the major offense, because he demonstrated human compassion

You use some of the weirdest metaphors I've ever read. Like literally wtf haha