It's been fun watching this dallas pick this year even as it looks like the fun is almost over. Getting the pick at all, probably in the high teens or low 20's is about what the knicks would have expected, even when the KP trade was made. Recall all the flak the knicks got at that time...not only losing our young budding star player in a very F you kind of way, like it's back to the drawing board for you poor knicks fans , and here's a couple of future late 1st rounders and Dennis smith to make the numbers work. Yikes. Cuban gloated. His gleaming white implants seemed to sparkle as if he'd struck gold again. Tanked and rebuilt on the fly with another euro... and that was the same year, with the money we had reserved for KP and some free agent in waiting who never came, we collected like 3 power forwards in free agency ( morris, randle, porter) and seemed to be like a flock of leaderless pigeons flying around in circles for much of the season.
Time passed. Randle got better. RJ was drafted. Morris, the best of the PF triplets was dealt for a pick that turned into...Quickley. Hey not only is there is life after the KP trade, it is actually because of the trade that we start to have the makings of the team we are today.
Then when that first dallas pick conveyed, a couple of years back and that was turned into Grimes, you started to see that a clear pattern had emerged. If you were to draw it on an dashboard, the line that began at the KP trade was was trending up, event by event. Even without the data points, if you listened and watched these players growing, there was undeniably some good vibes coming and for fans who had been following this drama from day 1..that a wrong was being righted.
Then KP turned out to be an expensive disappointment that dallas eventually had to admit to and fold that timeline. Still the trade seemed like a draw as good ole' dinwiddie was a better fit and they actually made it to the finals as we regressed when randle went rogue. But their run revealed brunson as a real player, not just a sidekick; and dallas having overplayed their hand, because cuban is such a conceited dickhead, suddenly, there was an opening...which the knicks kicked wide open when the summer of '22 came.
The brunson caper was actually pulled off. Did we tamper? Sure. But it was not a garden variety Pat riley backroom deal. We actually hired JB's dad a few months before free agency season but the dots were connected long before that. It was as old as the godfather, literally. That hiring was just the insurance policy. And yet still after paying 100m, most of the nba still cackled at what looked like a desperate overpay only to be stifled almost immediately once this season rolled around and JB started dropping 25 a night. But more than that, he transformed the knicks into something we had not been up to that time: a team with an identity. Yes we have lost and found it at times this season but there is no doubt about it that the knicks blueprint is officially sound and we just have to keep building on it.
That dallas is connected with randle, quickley, grimes and brunson is a key part of this story which by now was starting to flow like a kill bill revenge theme. And going into this season, there was only one last samurai sword to collect.
That battle started as expected with dallas staking a claim for being one of the better western conference teams but then they magically started stumbling, like someone had put some sort of spell on them. Did cuban trade that 60 point luca miracle comeback against the knicks for some unknown future?
We started to dream as the pick crawled downwards with every mavericks choke, they crept towards .500 but still remained well within the playoffs.
And then the deal with the devil was made, or perhaps the devil finally visited cuban one night and told him his bill was due. Dallas entered the void where cleveland, boston, brooklyn were lucky to escape from. Could all this somehow be traced to flat-earthers? Is kryie really an illuminati?
Ok time to find out---> in true conspiracy story fashion, Dallas proceeded to lose 2 out of every 3 games with the illuminatus scoring well, but playing swiss cheese D as usual and then making speeches after every loss....finally daring the fans who booed to come try and do better <:) It was beautiful. The virus had mutated. You could see the soul of the dallas players being ripped out of their bodies. Luka appeared to gain 20 pounds and his whole body started to deteriorate. His thigh exploded. He alluded to personal problems. Kidd checked out further and further after every loss.
And yet as the pick shuttled between the mid and lower teens, it still seemed impossible that the pick would not convey as there were several teams with similar records, and they ALL seemed to be on perpetual losing streaks and many had their own reasons to tank....and all dallas had to do was not out-tank 1 of them.
But after 2 straight losses to charlotte , we seem to have entered a new reality where dallas was letting go of the rope...(what exactly did they agree to with the devil?)...only to catch it again for some reason, against sacramento, before last night where they completely re-invented the word "tank."
Going forward , only if you say fuck off to the league, to the players, to the fans, to grandmothers, to the unborn, to the long dead, to honest abe lincoln, to mermaids practicing fish tailed sky hooks underwater, to aliens streaming the game in orbit, in utter disbelief, who are now seriously considering putting us out of our misery, to decency, to existence itself, to the boatman, to all the gods who ever flew or fell, to all the heavens and hells...all while losing on purpose...and smiling about it... will it ever again be considered a tank. So it was written.
Kidd got rolled out there and he actually pinned it on the management, which was hilarious because he could have said nothing at all. But something made him throw it in there.
Then a bunch of guys including luka went out and put it on the JV bulls and seemed to be in cruise control. A half court buzzer beater was made by hardy...who never saw the floor again. Markief Morris ( brother of marcus, see the connection again?) turned into the black Doncic and then got pulled after scoring 13 points in 8 minutes. Javale mcgee went 4-4 at the line took and made a three before they nailed his 9 points in 7 minutes ass to the bench.
Actually just about anyone who made more than 2 shots got immediately yanked by kidd, no doubt having received many ominous text messages from cuban and lucifer at halftime. In the 4th quarter, the Bulls scored 14 straight points on a a team that was composed of matadors with names like AJ lawson, Mckinley wright and Justin holiday , guys who never get burn and are owed no money by dallas as of this Sunday.
Game over. Cuban , if he is still human, smiles fiendishly from the same seats where he bilked 20k people of their paychecks to attend this sham. This satanic ritual. Pick momentum, while still not settled, swings back to dallas as the devil tank wins.
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But the point of this post is to show that this event is just the latest in a very long story that undeniably ends with the knicks standing on top of dallas' rotten corpse. There may be a setback or 2 along the path, but the end game has been clear for a while now, you just have to see the light through the occasional dark patch.
That it did not happen last night only means that the finale is something that is even better. Better than the 11th pick in 2023. Better than the 5 point exploding heart technique. Better than the aliens and mermaids joining forces to make a tartare out of mark cuban's flesh.
We just have to wait a little longer for it.